untitled - confession of an awful truth

I have a confession. I've been cheating on my blog.
She's been lying is stasis for a few months now and I've been posting to tumblr. I know, I know it's awful and unfair of me to abandon my precious Urban Girdle so I will try and figure out how to "marry" the two. I couldn't even give it a name because I felt so guilty....ha!

"untitled"
dirty little secret

Lost between Zombies

 (me)

FDA - definition of...

JELLY

Nutrition Facts:

Serving Size: As much as you can handle

Servings per container: Infinite

Calories: 0           Calories from Fat: 0

Recommended Daily Allowance: Take as needed…

*Percent Daily Values are based on positive attitude and willingness to change

 

Ingredients: (includes but is not limited to) Star Stuff, Fairy Dust, Mojo, Juju, Wampum, Gobbledygook, Magic, Blarney, Jumblies, Timelessness, Wonder, Smiling w/ Your Whole Face, Bibbidy-Bobbidi-Boo, Fearlessness, Charm, Sim Sala Bim, Joy, Nonsense and an Open & Loving Heart. (also may contain peanuts but NEVER corn syrup)

TALES FROM THE MIC:

The cute new singer/bartender “Katie” who comes on shift after Suddenly Stand-Up last night was the cherry on my rocking set at the Duplex! She popped over and said, I know we haven’t met, but I caught the tail end of your birthday party a few weeks ago and I have to say I’ve told your “cross-trainer” joke to just about everyone. My mom loves it and of course I give you credit!

People, I might never be rich or famous but that tiny, sincere moment will keep me flying high for weeks on end!! Shake your jelly people! Let the joy flow far and wide it makes a difference!!

ps-look who's blogging again. hahahah truss up your girdles I'm baaaaaaaack!!

Wonder Underwear

This often happens to mortals as well....not me of course I'm speaking of other mortal types who have memory lapses.