
After work I took a hot shower and when I went to dry my baby leg, POP! The heel broke open and something from the Alien movies oozed out.

Unbothered, I squeezed what would usually make an NFL player pass out, into some tissue until it was just blood. I cleaned and dressed the opening. Thank god my father was a medic in the Marines and I watched every episode of M.A.S.H bring on the sucking chest wound I’m ready.

However enough is enough….18 months later I am still dealing with this bullsh*t, I spy with my little eye a law suit!
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