Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Pausing over Paws

Dear Lady Gaga,

My paws have been up for sometime now that I've lost feeling in them. When can I put them down?

Or is that the point that my paws are always up, always vigilant against the forces of evil. Like the drones at Target. Never mind I answered my own question. xoxox


Your little monster,
Brandy with a Y

Thursday, March 3, 2011

March

It either comes in like a lion or out like a lamb. Mine arrives as Yosemite Sam....this verbage is frequently found in my Jew Cube and on crowded New York City streets. What am I saying all New York streets are crowded.