Elfin Warning: Proceed with caution, you're illegal immigrants too.

We all know I have a dark side. It’s cold, bitter and usually comes with a heaping tablespoon of humor the color of pitch. I wish I could say I found this gem. Alas, I can’t, for it was uncovered by my brother in all things wrong & inappropriate for viewers under 18, Vinnie Costa.

This has made my holiday season and like Ma’am always said, “it’s NOT Christmas until someone cries.”

Merry Christmas to all and to all the elves get your bitch asses back to work...