Friday, January 7, 2011

The First One in 2011

I look to my sister in spirit and in truth for my first blog of the New Year. Dorothy Parker's, Résumé seems fitting for my current state of mind.

Life is like quicksand the more you resist and struggle the faster you go under. So here's to just dealing with the cards you're handed and having another shot to cure what ails ya...

Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.

-Dorothy Parker

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